This video from NBA.com of Greg Oden's Pool Rehab is oddly mesmerizing. Movie-like, is it not?
The forgotten Greg Oden Monster hides deep below the earth, licking its wounds from its encounter with Couch Man. There it trains with the evil Dr. Trainerhelperus, waiting to heal, learning to swim, learning the dark arts of the center position...It's Amphibious! It's Alive! It's All-Star-tastic!
I don't even want to think of the crush-filled thoughts the shirtless GO will inspire in Miss Gossip. And I think we finally can prove Greg Oden is not related to Moses from the Bible; the pool waters failed to part!