Monday, May 14, 2007

Dreaming of Minutae

Sign that you have read too many sportsblogs this week, from Friday night:

You awake at 3AM in the morning needing to go to the bathroom. On the way to the bathroom, you find yourself realizing that "Despite all their wide receiver trades, the Patriots still don't have a #1 receiver. Moss has slipped in skill over the last few years, while Stallworth and Welker were #2 receivers with their old clubs to Chambers and Horn. Thus the Patriots may not have fixed their wide receiver problems as much as people think they have." Congratulating yourself on your depth of analysis, you suddenly realize that
(1) It's 3AM, and you just woke up
(2) You neither are a fan of the Patriots nor a hater of the Patriots
(3) In fact, football isn't even your favorite sport
(4) Yet for some reason, you popped out of bed and immediately dropped a lucid 4 sentence paragraph that you'd be hard-pressed to match fully awake.

And that is a good reason to blog and read blogs a little less.

1 comment:

  1. Or you're up all night, trying to think of snappy titles for the next day's posts.